I wish plus sized fashion chains didn’t use language like ” tummy concealer” and “problem area” and my personal fav “provides extra camouflage” like what fucking camouflage?? I’m a fat chick at the beach not a fucking sniper in the jungle can you please not insult your core demo so blatantly
I miss the 2000s because there were so many fashion trends and moments when it was encouraged to look like a hot-ass mess. The Instagram age is this weird era of control and perfection and “eyebrows on fleek” blah blah like I miss when everyone walked around with last night’s eyeliner still on while wearing 25 stupid accessories at once dressed like you slept in trash or whatever.
Big me: please do not make me go outside, if I have to be in the sun I will literally burst into flames
Little me: GRASS! SUNSHINE! BUTTERFLIES! MUD! BIRDS!
Big me: glitter is the herpes of fashion
Little me: *throws glitter everywhere* SPARKLY GLITTERY FAIRY DUST!!
Big me: *wears black everyday*
Little me: *wears pink dress with pink bows and pink socks* it's all pink so it matches right?
Big me: please do not speak to me or make me speak to people I might cry
Little me: PAY ATTENTION TO ME I AM A PRINCESS AND I DEMAND ATTENTION NOW!!!!!!
Big me: I'm an adult don't patronize me, I know how to do things on my own stop treating me like an idiot
Little me: *squeezes entire bottle of bubble bath into tub*
Big me: dresses are so dumb like why do people wear something that literally has a giant hole in the bottom of it that your legs dangle out of
Little me: Pants? What are pants?
Big me: oh that's such a cute cat I'm going to pet this cat even tho it probably doesn't like me
Little me: KITTY!!!!!! HELLO SMALL FRIEND, OH WHAT A CUTE KITTY! COME HERE LET ME LOVE YOU, WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!!!!
